I decided to just let the pics do the talking. As you can see there was plenty of hot asses, dicks and naked twister for the eyes to enjoy.
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Shoes And Monsters
I had a few days off from work last week, mainly because I had too much accrued time off and I wanted to use up some of my holiday hours. I didn't end up going anywhere or doing anything, just stayed home and relaxed, which was nice. At the end of last week I browsed through a local mall and stopped at the Vans outlet, to see if they had any cool shoes on sale. I immediately found a cool pair with graphic art on them, on sale for only $20! They were in the back in the clearance aisle, and from experience, if you don't grab what you see there it will be gone the next day, so I snatched 'em up. I heart Vans! Then I got a delivery in the mail of 2 monster toys I ordered from ebay the previous week. The monsters Nokogirin and Gubira, from Return of Ultraman and the 1st Ultraman show. I've always loved Gubira, the fish with a drill nose, and Nokogirin appeals to me because he's a giant bug, and I loved insect kaiju from the Ultra shows. So those were my geeky purchases last week and weekend.
I installed the Growlr app on my phone on Sunday, and ever since then my phone has been bombarded with messages from horny guys from all over. Jeez! It's a good thing most of them are hundreds of miles away, but like I said in my previous post, if they were closer they'd probably be more reserved. Not that this has kept some of the local dudes from trying to meet up with me. Smart phones and the internet make it so relatively easy to get laid these days, I wonder what people did back in the day before all these apps and sites? For the most part i've been polite and tried to be good, but I am a man and some of them bears and cubs and harder to resist. Hmmm...
So I went up to the tat shop in SF where I got my last tattoo done, only to find out that the guy who did my tat wasn't working there anymore. It wouldn't be the 1st time a tattoo artist that I liked moves away (such as the one who worked at a shop up the street from where I live), but the owner of the shop seemed pretty cool and asked if he could help me. I gave him an idea of what I wanted and we talked about an idea or two. I browsed through his portfolio and he does good work, so I paid the deposit and made an appointment to go back up in 2 weeks to get it done. This will be my 9th tattoo, so i'm looking forward to it. It's basically a circle with Ultraman's face in it, surrounded by japanese style rising sunbeams, such as found on the flag of the rising sun. I've always admired that design and Ultraman is of Japanese origin, so it should be cool.
Sunday, July 22, 2012
1. Safety In Distance
I've noticed that when it comes to blatant online flirting it seems that the hot, horny guys always seem to be hundreds of miles away from you. On any given website, app, etc. it seems that the dudes who flirt with you most, who will send you explicit pics of their stuff without a second's notice are always the guys who are so far away that your chances of ever meeting them to actually do the stuff that they say they want to do with you are slim to none. Not that this doesn't happen with local guys, but it seems that the ones who most want to get into my shorts are always several states (or countries) away. Perhaps people feel more comfortable sending pics of their dick, ass, etc, to someone whom they'll never actually meet because this eliminates the possibility of real time rejection? Then again, maybe the reason local guys are more reserved with this is because they don't want to run the risk of actually running into you when they're out in the real world? When you're standing in line at Starbucks with your Mom and Aunt, do you really want to run into the guy from, say, Grindr, whom you spent the previous weekend eating out his ass on a Friday night? Or have someone come up to you when you're having lunch with your sister and her kids and say "hey man, you're Bttm4Hung from Bear411, aren't you???"
2. Your App Update Sucks!
It would be nice if the designers of apps took the time to make sure they updated every aspect of a current app when deciding to update it and make it better, so that it's convenient and user friendly, instead of forcing the user to learn a new system or even be able to do the simple things that they could do with the old version. I recently updated the Facebook app for my smartphone, and now find that when I upload photos, I can only upload them to my mobile uploads album and no other album. Before I had the choice to designate which album I wanted to put the photo in. With the updated version I can no longer do that. I can still create new album, but what's the point in doing so if you won't be able to upload any photos to it??? I also can no longer move photos from one album to another. This makes me wary of updating any of my other apps, for fear that I may not be able to do the simple things I could do with the older versions. It's like updating a maps app that doesn't allow you to look up driving directions anymore, or a Netflix app that no longer allows you to update or make changes to your queue.
3. What You Post Online Is Up For Grabs, Duh...
An acquaintance of mine recently bitched and complained online because he found out that the naked photos and sex videos he posted on his X-Tube account were reposted on other tumblr websites without his permission. I would think that he would actually appreciate the free publicity, but apparantly not. I'm sorry, but anyone with half a brain should know that anything you post online is up for grabs, to hell with copyright laws. Anyone with internet access can see videos of you engaging in orgies, fisting, jerking off, barebacking, sucking dick, fucking random strangers, as well as photos that show you in all your naked glory, but when someone reposts it somewhere else you get upset? That makes no sense to me. Are you afraid that it will eventually get viewed by someone whom you don't want viewing it? Well I have news for you sweetie! Since you posted links to your X-Tube account on your Facebook, twitter, etc, all your family, co-workers, employees, managers and neighbors are able to see for themselves that you're capable of taking an entire forearm up your ass. If you don't want these people seeing this stuff, then don't post it, period. Silly silly silly!
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
A friend of mine sent me a list of questions, and since I haven't posted anything in a while, I figure i'd make this my latest blog entry.
1. What is the last thing you listened to (musically)?
A compilation that I made with songs by Neon Indian, Anoraak, College, Phoenix, Washed Out, Bear In Heaven, Simian Mobile Disco, Groove Armada, Broken Social Scene, B. Fleischmann and a few others...
2. What is your current mood?
Pensive... thinking about what's the point of life.
3. Who was the last person you were intimate with?
Some dude last week, or was it the week before? I didn't get his name. I usually don't.
4. Are you looking forward to anything in the near future?
I got some stuff coming in the mail I got from ebay, like a Bandai Gubira and a Mattel shogun warriors Nokogirin. They're monster figures of Ultraman monsters, if you don't know (which you probably don't).
5. What's the last thing you ate?
Graham crackers and chocolate lactaid.
6. What do you plan on doing tomorrow?
Hmmm... make myself a nice breakfast, get some exercise, maybe venture out to a cool shop or two.
7. What was the last thing you shopped for?
Groceries: spaghetti sauce, peanut butter, bread, pasta, coke zero, turkey bacon, eggs, turkey hot dogs....
8. Boxers or briefs?
Both. Jockstraps are nice too.
9. Who was the last person you e-mailed?
Joel. I e-mailed him to see how he was doing.
10. Who was the last person who e-mailed you?
Golden Voice with their latest concert listings.
11. What was the last electronic device you used?
My computer, which I used to post this blog.
12. Do you Netflix? If so, what was the last movie you netflixed?
Yes, last film was a silly b-movie called Leeches with half naked dudes getting attacked by mutated leeches.
13. What was the last movie you saw in a theatre?
Woody Allen's To Rome With Love. It was ok, not as good as Midnight In Paris or Vicky Cristina Barcelona.
14. How many porn dvd's do you own?
Quite a lot.
15. Do you own a pair of sunglasses?
I own a few actually. I change 'em depending on what i'm wearing.
16. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?
My friend invited me over for sake bombs at his place last night. They were yummy!
17. What's a random thought that went through your head today?
How come all the hot horny guys are always hundreds of miles away????
18. Are you looking for love?
Sadly no. I stopped believing in that crap years ago and don't see myself changing my mind anytime soon.
19. How has the summer been for you thus far?
June was pretty damn busy. Parties, a concert, pride, marching in the pride parade, get togethers with lots of people, etc. etc. It's finally all died down.
20. Who do you feel most closest to?
My best bud whom I had sake bombs with.
21. How do you like your eggs?
Scrambled... with cheese and/or ham.
22. Do you like to dance?
Yes. Did lots of it last month.
23. What are you currently wearing?
Black tank top, black & white tapout shorts.
24. How often do you shave?
Every other day at least, usually my head and certain spots on my neck, under my beard so it doesn't grow too wild.
25. What's an upcoming event that you're looking forward to?
Folsom Street Fair in September... Zombie-O-Rama in August.