Tuesday, May 21, 2013

I Never Liked Apples Anyway....

Within 2 weeks I will be able to get an upgrade on my phone. I currently have a Samsung Galaxy S2 and I plan on sticking with Samsung. I really like their phone and will probably upgrade to a Galaxy S4 or I might consider a Galaxy Note II. I will NOT be getting an iPhone. Ever! I happen to think that Apple's products are overrated. Plus, everyone i've ever known who owned an iPhone either hated it or loved it. And those who loved it are straight up annoying. I had one friend who felt the need to state how much she loved her iPhone every 20 goddamned minutes. We'd be talking about music and she'd suddenly blurt out "ohmigod I love my iPhone!" We'd talk about Halloween costumes and she'd suddenly blurt out "I totally love my iPhone!" She'd feel the need to let everyone know how much she loved her damn phone no matter what the conversation was about. Other friends would be so totally into their phone that they wouldn't pay attention to what anyone else was saying. You'd be trying to talk to them or tell them something and they'd be so busy playing with their damn iCrack that the most response you would get would be a half hearted "uh huh". Believe it or not, I was actually with a guy who kept picking up his iPhone and checking his e-mails while I was giving him a blowjob. And then there's the ones who glance at their phone every 5 minutes while driving. Go ahead and kill yourself or someone else because you just have to keep your eyes on your damn iPhone. And I wish I had a dollar for every time I was out with a friend who has an iPhone and they want to take a pic and ask me to take a pic with my phone because they say mine takes better pictures, or they'll ask me to look up directions because their's tend to be inaccurate. And yet these same people insist that their products are superior. No, you just paid a lot more for your product. And don't even get me started on the absolutely worthless feature known as Siri. One friend spent hours upon hours talking to Siri on his iPhone when he got his iPhone4 upgrade. What did he get out of it? Not a damn thing! He keeps telling me I should get an iPhone, yet this is the same person who always asks me to take pics with my phone, look up direction or information, or will pull out his iPhone every 5 minutes when chatting with a girl in a club and wonder why chicks quickly lose interest in him. Hmmm.... So no, I won't be getting an iPhone anytime soon. Despite what the iCrackheads say, their phones are not perfect (no electronic device is!), and they're just as prone to getting bugs and malfunctions as every other phone out there. At the end of the day, my phone can do the same shit your iCrack can, only I didn't pay a couple of hundred dollars extra for it.

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