1. Did you wake up cranky?
Nope, can't say I did.
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
Hell no!
3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
I prefer friendships with women and men actually.
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
Yes and I have many times.
5. Can you commit to one person?
Hmmm... I used to be able to, but now the idea of having one dick in my mouth and one in my butt at the same time is too much fun so no, I don't think so.
6. How do you look right now?
Cute?
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
*See pic above* Dark grey tokidoki t-shirt with skull crossbones, blue jeans, grey Vans flip flops.
8. How often do you listen to music?
Every day.
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
Jeans. I only have 2 pairs of sweats that I hardly ever wear.
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2014?
I hope not, and if so, I hope it's in a good way.
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
I can go either way, though I tend to be less talkative around people I don't know.
12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
"Oh i've heard he's a real douchebag!" Haha!!
13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
I think I am but some of my fellow Capricorns say they're able to tell.
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
Not unless you count dick.
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
No. I must be doing something right if you're talking badly about me.
16. Are you going out of town soon?
I'll be going to SF in a few weeks for pride, though it's about 45 minutes away.
17. When was the last time you cried?
When I found out my friend passed away last year.
18. Have you ever liked someone you didn't expect to?
It's happened before, yes.
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
No but having green eyes might be cool.
20. Name something you dislike about the day you're having.
So far it's been good. *fingers crossed*
21. Name something you have to do
tomorrow?
Pay bills, take my car to the shop to get a repair done.
22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
If I didn't like them they wouldn't be my friends, now would they?
23. Are you nice to everyone?
No.
24. What are you sitting on right now?
A white plastic chair.
25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
I don't think I can last in a relationship, period.
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn't have?
Yes.
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
Actually talked with? My co-worker, telling her "have a good weekend."
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
No more than the average person.
29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
No but since i've been losing weight I need to buy a tighter belt to avoid that happening.
30. Does anyone hate you?
I'm sure someone does.
31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
Yes.
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
Yes.
33. Are you a jealous person?
Only if the person i'm with is being stupid, but being that i've been single for over 10 years now and have no plans to waste my time with such nonsense, i'd say not anymore.
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
That's a tough one, cuz last year sucked, but there were some good things about it.
35. Did you have a dream last night?
Yes. I dreamt something about being in a movie theatre, watching a Star Trek movie that seemed to be a mix of Star Trek Into Darkness, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn, Star Trek First Contact and other stuff thrown in the mix.
36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
Yes.
37. Do you think you'll be married in 5 years?
No.
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
Maybe.
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Hopefully when they touch themselves.
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
Yes. I came home, mixed myself some pomegranate mojitos and listened to music.
41. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
It's pretty much the same, give or take a few people and things.
42. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
I'd probably have my face buried in his ass, eating it out.
43. Do you replay things that happened in your head?
Yes.
44. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Cleaning the litter box. Will do that next.
45. Be honest... is the last person you texted attractive?
Yes. It was my buddy and he is attractive, although straight.
46. Does sex sell?
Of course it does! I do a blog about the average things I do in my life and not many people read it. I start a tumblr site where I post pics of my dick, ass, me getting fucked, sucking dick, etc. and I get 200+ followers.
47. What song (if any) is in your head right now?
Imaginary Friend by Freezepop.
48. Have you ever been naked in public?
Well i've worn jockstraps to Bearracuda underwear parties, so I guess that counts.
49. What's something you've been contemplating for a while but haven't done yet?
I've been wanting to get my septum pierced, contemplating getting my nipples pierced, and of course contemplating more tattoos. The tattoos will happen, the septum will probably happen, i'm still in the air about the nipples.
50. How many languages can you honestly speak?
Thanks to my Google translator app I can speak in many languages, haha!
