Friday, April 18, 2014

8 on the 18th

Haven't done a random set of pics in a while. Here's 8 on the 18th day (because I couldn't come up with 18 pics spontaneously).
 
1. The moon behind clouds one morning before heading to work.
 
2. When I went to the beach recently this stand caught my attention. This sounds like an upset stomach waiting to happen.
 
3. A hot pair of dudes on the beach, with added UFO artwork. ;)
 
4. Pic from the last Bearracuda underwear party I attended.
 
5. Godzilla vinyl sticker I found. Looking forward to the new movie.
 
6. Went to see the band Empire Of The Sun. This was a cool sugar skull prop during one of the songs.
 
7. My lunch = chicken avocado salad.
 
8. At a coffee shop some dude was leaning forward, showing off his ass crack. He's wearing Hanes undies.
 

Monday, March 24, 2014

The weekend shenanigans.

So I guess the highlight of my weekend was that I finally got to experience something I've wanted to try. I took 2 dicks up my bum. Does that make me a bigger slut now? While I'm tempted to think that's pretty impressive, the fact that some men can take entire fists up their behind I guess it's not that big a deal. Either way I can scratch that one off my bucket list. Haha! Other things I did this weekend were:
I watched Lars von Trier's Nymphomaniac part 1. It was well made, good acting (especially Uma Thurman in a small but fantastic role was a jilted wife), thought provoking, unbiased, non clich├ęd, and I'm looking forward to the 2nd installment. 
I also had realized that I've gotten used to eating healthier food since I had some fast food and it upset my stomach. 
And on a final note, while I like shopping at American Apparel the very bright lights in their dressing room are a little too bright. Being able to see every flaw, wrinkle, etc is probably not something you want your customers to see when shopping for your clothes. 

Monday, March 3, 2014

Big Things...

This morning I had a doc appt (standard check-up) and the medical scale let me know that my scale at home is accurate. I currently weigh 165lbs. The gym and calorie counting is clearly helping. ;)

The other "big" thing I guess is that on Saturday I took one of the biggest dicks I've seen. I was kinda intimidated, not sure if I'd be able to take it but I did. The dude wants more, so I'll be hitting him up again. ;)

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Much needed fun!

It had been a while since I'd gone out, so it was nice to get out last night to a Bearracuda underwear party. The DJ's were spinning really awesome music, kept me in the dance floor most of the night. Got friendly with a few. ;) It was some much needed FUN! 

Friday, February 14, 2014

HVD!

This night, exactly 10 years ago, I dumped my sorry excuse for a boyfriend and have been single ever since. And I  haven't regretted it yet. So happy heart's day, however you celebrate it.

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Android!

Decided to buy a few of those cute Android toys. One in a suit and the other in an unmarked box. I actually wanted any of the 3 pictured in the middle, but got the gold one, which ain't bad. That's my latest geek purchase. 

Sunday, February 2, 2014

Deciphering Guy Speak

Anyone who deals with guys long enough will (hopefully) learn to decipher the true meaning of what is being said. It's really a useful skill to learn. There are certain phrases that the experienced will know exactly what it means, what it doesn't mean, etc. Here's some examples:
 
 
"I might be free later" = This means the guy probably WON'T be free later and you'll waste your time waiting around for a meeting that won't happen.
 
"Let's meet up sometime" = You'll probably never hear from this guy again. And don't even bother contacting him because you'll just get some excuse about how busy he is, etc.
 
"I'll call/contact you later this week" = Don't plan on getting that call/text/e-mail. Unless he gives you specific date and time you'll find yourself sitting around waiting... and waiting....
 
 
Now if you're the type of guy who uses lines like the ones listed above then you should be aware that this may be the reason why you find yourself often home alone, bored, with no plans or no one available to do stuff with. Words like MAYBE, MIGHT, LATER don't instill a lot of confidence that there will be follow through. If you're serious about callling someone later, meeting up with them later, etc, then you most likely should NOT use the above words because when you do call that guy in the middle of the week to ask if he's free on the weekend he's probably already made plans with someone else who bothered to follow through with a more solid plan. That's how I am. I will NOT block off any chunk of time for a might or a maybe. If person A tells me "maybe we can hang out this weekend?" and person B tells me "let's do dinner and a movie this Saturday night, i'll pick you up" then person B will get my RSVP. If you're not sure that you can follow through on suggested plans then you should NOT bother making the suggestion in the first place.
 
 
That's my story and i'm stickin' to it... you can now go back to your regularly scheduled program. ;-)