Monday, March 24, 2014

The weekend shenanigans.

So I guess the highlight of my weekend was that I finally got to experience something I've wanted to try. I took 2 dicks up my bum. Does that make me a bigger slut now? While I'm tempted to think that's pretty impressive, the fact that some men can take entire fists up their behind I guess it's not that big a deal. Either way I can scratch that one off my bucket list. Haha! Other things I did this weekend were:
I watched Lars von Trier's Nymphomaniac part 1. It was well made, good acting (especially Uma Thurman in a small but fantastic role was a jilted wife), thought provoking, unbiased, non clich├ęd, and I'm looking forward to the 2nd installment. 
I also had realized that I've gotten used to eating healthier food since I had some fast food and it upset my stomach. 
And on a final note, while I like shopping at American Apparel the very bright lights in their dressing room are a little too bright. Being able to see every flaw, wrinkle, etc is probably not something you want your customers to see when shopping for your clothes. 

Monday, March 3, 2014

Big Things...

This morning I had a doc appt (standard check-up) and the medical scale let me know that my scale at home is accurate. I currently weigh 165lbs. The gym and calorie counting is clearly helping. ;)

The other "big" thing I guess is that on Saturday I took one of the biggest dicks I've seen. I was kinda intimidated, not sure if I'd be able to take it but I did. The dude wants more, so I'll be hitting him up again. ;)