Saturday, May 25, 2013

The Presets

Last night I got to see The Presets in concert and they were pretty fucking rad! It was an awesome show! The last time I saw 'em was a few years ago, and they were good then, despite the parking ticket I got at that show. No ticket last night, just lotsa fun. They seemed better than ever, and the crowd was damn enthusiastic! Awesome, awesome show! 




Tuesday, May 21, 2013

I Never Liked Apples Anyway....

Within 2 weeks I will be able to get an upgrade on my phone. I currently have a Samsung Galaxy S2 and I plan on sticking with Samsung. I really like their phone and will probably upgrade to a Galaxy S4 or I might consider a Galaxy Note II. I will NOT be getting an iPhone. Ever! I happen to think that Apple's products are overrated. Plus, everyone i've ever known who owned an iPhone either hated it or loved it. And those who loved it are straight up annoying. I had one friend who felt the need to state how much she loved her iPhone every 20 goddamned minutes. We'd be talking about music and she'd suddenly blurt out "ohmigod I love my iPhone!" We'd talk about Halloween costumes and she'd suddenly blurt out "I totally love my iPhone!" She'd feel the need to let everyone know how much she loved her damn phone no matter what the conversation was about. Other friends would be so totally into their phone that they wouldn't pay attention to what anyone else was saying. You'd be trying to talk to them or tell them something and they'd be so busy playing with their damn iCrack that the most response you would get would be a half hearted "uh huh". Believe it or not, I was actually with a guy who kept picking up his iPhone and checking his e-mails while I was giving him a blowjob. And then there's the ones who glance at their phone every 5 minutes while driving. Go ahead and kill yourself or someone else because you just have to keep your eyes on your damn iPhone. And I wish I had a dollar for every time I was out with a friend who has an iPhone and they want to take a pic and ask me to take a pic with my phone because they say mine takes better pictures, or they'll ask me to look up directions because their's tend to be inaccurate. And yet these same people insist that their products are superior. No, you just paid a lot more for your product. And don't even get me started on the absolutely worthless feature known as Siri. One friend spent hours upon hours talking to Siri on his iPhone when he got his iPhone4 upgrade. What did he get out of it? Not a damn thing! He keeps telling me I should get an iPhone, yet this is the same person who always asks me to take pics with my phone, look up direction or information, or will pull out his iPhone every 5 minutes when chatting with a girl in a club and wonder why chicks quickly lose interest in him. Hmmm.... So no, I won't be getting an iPhone anytime soon. Despite what the iCrackheads say, their phones are not perfect (no electronic device is!), and they're just as prone to getting bugs and malfunctions as every other phone out there. At the end of the day, my phone can do the same shit your iCrack can, only I didn't pay a couple of hundred dollars extra for it.

Monday, May 20, 2013

An update

Haven't blogged in a while. Here's a few notations....
1. I'm growingly more and more thankful that I'm a gay man. Straight dudes gotta jump through hoops just to get a woman to even say hi back with enthusiasm.
2. When taking shots of your ass in the bathroom make sure you close the toilet seat so your phone don't accidentally plop into the water if it slips and falls. 
3. Losing weight gets harder in your 40's, so you youngins who want to lose weight should start NOW.
4. Dancing is great exercise... just make sure you go easy on the booze cuz it has a shitload of calories.
5. Tattoos get you compliments from all kinds of people, from teenage girls to 80 year old women at the supermarket (provided your tattoos are unique and not offensive or prison related).
6. Always have a bottle of seltzer water handy when going out wearing white, in case of accidental food or drink stains.
7. Coffee is the crack of the millennium (if ya didn't already know that).
8. Bat For Lashes (aka Natasha) put on a great live show.
9. Ya gotta have respect for a guy who asks if he can cum in your mouth when giving a bj.
10. If someone flakes on you once, give 'em a 2nd chance. If they flake on the 2nd chance FUCK THEM and be done with their flaky asses.
11. I'm officially addicted to jockstraps! (See pic of my latest)